ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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thatlonewolf-tristan:

I’m so sick of this cold weather. It needs to be hot again.

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I’m going to have to agree with you there.

People are too obnoxious these days.

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I’m seriously almost done….

asarielairliamikaelson:

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thatlonewolf-tristan:

Tristan’s eyes met her’s as he caught the sarcasm in her voice. -Oh they thought they were funny in this town- he thought as he shook his head at the girl. “Oh of course. I love sitting here and have people try to read my mind.” he laughed at the girl and raised his cup to her and smiled. “I’m Tristan Montgomery. So do I get to know the name of the girl who has been staring at me for last couple of minutes.”

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She could see his attitude slightly change, and she couldn’t help but frown before she came to the same conclusion. She knew he was werewolf— of course he would know what she was, calling for the tension but it wasn’t something Miranda wanted. Seeing his smile though, she tried to lighten the situation as much as she could. “Miranda Donovan,” she muttered, raising her own cup. “I think we both know why I was watching you.” She stated, knowing the conversation would have come up eventually.

parasailin-sarahpalin:

1997kids:

brilliant

IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT

I’m seriously almost done….

asarielairliamikaelson:

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I’m very proud of Caroline for saving Bonnie
— it’s about time someone did.

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